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[center]乌鸦捉羊[/center]
[center]邵雄明(高三学生)[/center]


  近日,XX县发生了一件大事,一只乌鸦试图模仿老鹰去捉羊,结果失败被牧羊人捉住,对此,新闻各界反应不一。

  新人社报道:“就乌鸦那个身板也想来捉羊?简直是滑天下之大稽。”牧羊人李一在被问及对此事的看法时如是说。
  李一表示说:“乌鸦就是乌鸦,一辈子也别想变成老鹰。人贵有自知之明,如果忘记了自己姓什么叫什么,肯定是要吃苦头的。你说对吧,记者先生?”
  “当时我本着保护动物的思想就放了他,没想到他又来了几次,都被我捉住了,不过他说:“古有诸葛亮七擒七纵,你要让我服气,也要放我七次。”于是我就放了他,算来也有六次了吧.”新人社于九月七日报道。

  《儿童报》报道:《儿童报》主编就此事对牧羊人的孩子采访时,孩子只说了一句话:“他也很可爱啊!”对此有心理学家分析:“孩子认为勇敢执着的人都是可爱的,人应该勇于创新,不畏艰险。就如同可爱的爱迪生,爱因斯坦。”《儿童报》于九月七日报道。

  乌联社报道:“这是我们乌鸦界的一件大事!民众对此褒贬不一,我们特意就此事对当事人小黑所在族的族长进行了采访,不过族长拒绝了我们的采访,但族长当日在博客上发言:“我们族就没有小黑这号鸟!”当事人至今仍未露面。乌联社于九月七日晨报道。

  《鹰NN》报报道:“我们捉羊是天经地义的事,可他乌鸦也来凑热闹,未免就有些自不量力了。”小黑模仿者大壮对此事发表了如上看法。据有关人士称:“小黑近日还向大壮请教了捉羊秘诀,不过没有得到答复。”《鹰NN》报于九月八日报道。

  《羊城晚报》报道:“不是什么人都能来吃我们的!!”《羊城晚报》于九月八日报道。

  新人社报道:“唉唉!我太大意了!”牧羊人李一悲痛欲绝地道。据李一回忆,今日早些时候,小黑又来捉羊了,不过他出去一看,竟然来了一群老鹰,把羊都捉走了,小黑就坐在一只老鹰的背上大笑:“我不会捉羊,我还不会驭鹰吗?”
  “我早就该吃了他的!!”李一咬牙切齿地说。新人社于九月十日报道。

《鹰NN》报报道:“我是自愿的,他彻底折服了我。”大壮如是说,但没有透露过多细节。《鹰NN》报于九月十一日报道。

  乌联社报道:乌鸦族长于今日接受了采访,当谈及小黑时,他老泪纵横地说:“骄傲啊!骄傲啊!他是我们的骄傲啊!”乌联社于九月十一日报道。

新人社后续报道:牧羊人的孩子对此事发表了依旧简洁的看法:“他也很可爱啊!”新人社于九月十一日报道。



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