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王二麻子对张三说:瞧见木有?李四家门口有把五百年的檀木椅子,老值钱了,想要不?
张三说:那椅子是李四家祖传下来的,俺想要,可没那个胆子要。
王二麻子说:借你个胆子,敢使不?
张三挠挠头:可是,那是人家祖传……
王二麻子一口浓痰啐过去:“笨死牛,谁家祖传不是祖传?分什么他呀你呀?拖到你们家门口就是你们家的!”
张三如梦初醒,飞奔到李四家门口拖了那把檀木椅子就跑。
王二麻子在他身后大喊:一人做事一人当,隔壁王二不曾偷!




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  李四家里正在闹兄弟分家,一个头有两个大,加上老屋子翻修搞装潢,哪还能顾得上别的!东西堆了一院子乱遭遭的,门口都摆满了,连下脚的地儿都没有。虽然知道那几把大大小小的檀木椅子是传家宝,但因为相信天下无贼,所以就散放在门外金鱼池子边上。这天李四回家忽然发现最大的那把檀木椅子怎么在张三家门口呢?而且那出了名的混世魔王王二麻子竟然坐在上面吆五喝六!
  李四心里不太痛快,但也没多想,以为张三只是借去坐坐,迟早是要还的,两家虽然打过架,毕竟已经和解,抬头不见低头见的邻居,称兄道弟的,人家哪能讹你东西?李四于是没往心里去,继续搞装潢。
  门外十几把檀木椅子从此今天少一把,明天少一把,都被街头的混混们偷偷拖了去。就连曾经被王二麻子打得半死不活的越老五也来李四家抢东西,全忘了当年是谁给他们治伤,给他们饭吃。这种忘恩负义的东西!李四气得一脚将越老五踹出门去。可越老五真是死性不改,看金鱼池子边上那些个古董花盆也老值钱了,于是三天两头摸黑来偷。
  李四还是觉得装潢的事最重要,其他的都不重要,于是继续埋头搞装潢。
  王二麻子得意的要死,抖着二郎腿对张三说:“看见没,李四就是个脓包,怕他个鸟!有老子替你们撑腰,你们只管去抢!知道不?我爸是李刚!”




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